Well, talk about "LIED" on the condition... SIGH!
After driving 4 hours (I've gone further for a car so no biggie) to look at the car that "Only has 2 issues: Cruise didn't work (it did), Gas gauge didn't work) I found that things like 'blown and bypassed heater core, brakes down PAST metal and grinding on the retainer clips, steering wheel so loose you could move it back/forth like a ford tilt away, and a door that sagged so bad you had to slam it to the point of almost breaking the glass' didn't count as "problems". SIGH! Sellers!
So, now I'm back to my good condition 84 with a blown engine and not sure what path to take again.
Back to craigslist!